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Card Crusher
Colin on 29 Jul 2008You've seen the meme before I'm sure.. here's the video behind it
Top 5 Train Annoyances
Nick on 23 Jul 2008Ah man, it's been a while. Apologies for the laziness as of late. I wrote this one on the train with a dude looking over my shoulder at first looking annoyed but as I went on started nodding his head in agreement. That's all the approval I need for this one! Contains some naughty language.
Do you have a dog?
Colin on 20 Jul 2008I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
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A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
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Wrestler asks for a chair - he gets one
Colin on 20 Jul 2008And they just keep on coming!
Your grandson is very important
Colin on 20 Jul 2008Last Friday, I was getting out of work. I was in a meeting so I was wearing a suit, which ended up being perfect.
I was waiting at a crosswalk, and this lady wasn't paying attention and walked into the street. She's about 45-50 I guess? The street was pretty empty in both directions except for a bus in the close lane that the lady didn't see. The bus was coming in pretty fast, and I don't know how she missed it, but to her credit there were some bus stops and parked cars and stuff that may have obstructed the view.
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I was waiting at a crosswalk, and this lady wasn't paying attention and walked into the street. She's about 45-50 I guess? The street was pretty empty in both directions except for a bus in the close lane that the lady didn't see. The bus was coming in pretty fast, and I don't know how she missed it, but to her credit there were some bus stops and parked cars and stuff that may have obstructed the view.
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He didn't say it was going to be *this* cold
Colin on 17 Jul 2008Pool's Closed
Colin on 15 Jul 2008Hey guys. Pool's closed.
Apparently, racism floats now.
Apparently, racism floats now.
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Your grandson is very important by Colin
He didn't say it was going to be *this* cold by Colin
Pool's Closed by Colin
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