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About the Authors
Colin
| Statistics & Facts |
| Greatest Acheievement | Puberty |
| Weight | 76,346,616 miligrams |
| Favourite Movie | Legally Boned III |
Colin is a british author and administrator for sfwChan. He is the commander of the Autobots, a faction of heroic Transformers from the planet Cybertron who wage their battles against the evil forces of the Decepticons for control of their homeworld, and by extension, peace in the universe. Colin is depicted as a heroic, brave and compassionate character who puts all his talent to use to improve the world around him. Colin has a strong sense of justice and righteousness, and has dedicated himself to the protection of all life, particularly the inhabitants of Earth; he will battle his foes with unyielding resolve to uphold this belief.
Nick
| Statistics & Facts |
| Weight | 7 megablox |
| Weakness | Kryptonite |
| Favourite Movie | Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan |
Nick Danger (born as Iosif Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili) was General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union's Central Committee from 1922 until his death in 1953. During that time he established the regime now known as Stalinism. As one of several Central Committee Secretariats, Nick's formal position was originally limited in scope, but he gradually consolidated power and became the de facto party leader and dictator of the Soviet Union.
Johnson
| Statistics & Facts |
| Least Favourite Vegetable | Mustard |
| Favourite Position | Reverse Cowgirl |
| Favourite Band | the Bon Jovi Experience (Bon Jovi tribute band) |
Johnson is probably the best-known kathoey (male-to-female transgendered person) in Thailand. She is a former Muay Thai (kickboxing) champion and has also worked as a model and actress. As a young boy, she was already aware of her gender-identity. After a short period as a Buddhist monk, she started to train as a boxer, and eventually joined a boxing camp in Chonburi. Her goal was to make enough money to support her poor parents and to pay for a sex-change operation.
Ed
| Statistics & Facts |
| Best score on Tetris | 6 |
| Best Physical Attribute | Calf Muscles |
| Aspired Career | Zookeeper |
Ed is one of pop music's great survivors. Born 25 March, 1947, as Reginald Kenneth Dwight, he started to play the piano at the early age of four. His first band was called Bluesology. Ed announced he was a bisexual in 1976, and in 1984, he married Renate Blauel. The marriage lasted four years before he finally came to terms with the fact that he was actually homosexual. In the 1970s and 1980s, he suffered from drug and alcohol addiction and bulimia but came through it. He is well known as a campaigner for AIDS research and he keeps his finger on the pulse of modern music, enjoying artists such as Eminem, Radiohead, Coldplay and Robbie Williams. He was knighted in 1997.
Hugo
| Statistics & Facts |
| Ideal Name | Vincent |
| Probable Cause of Death | Beeees |
| Raised | as a wolf |
Hugo was a veteran of World War I who achieved leadership of the Nazi Party in Weimar Germany. Following his imprisonment after a failed coup, he gained support by exploiting nationalism, antisemitism and anti-communism with charismatic oratory and propaganda. The Nazis executed or assassinated many of their opponents, restructured the state economy, rearmed the armed forces (Wehrmacht) and established a totalitarian and fascist dictatorship. Hugo pursued a foreign policy with the goal of seizing Lebensraum ("living space"). The German invasion of Poland in 1939 caused the British and French Empires to declare war on Germany, effectively beginning World War II.
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